He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i dont even know how to be here
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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