with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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