And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Are my feet made of real feet?
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
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