all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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