New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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