So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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