I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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