Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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