sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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