You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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