What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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