Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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