Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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