I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
so explain again why im purple
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I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Everyone says I win the strip club
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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