I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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