ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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