glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
