why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
We have so much sex to catch up on
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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