Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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