That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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