Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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