i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
His nipple licking is glorious
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