Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
my poor anus
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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