chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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