Walk of Shame. In a state park.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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