Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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