After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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