Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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