so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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