She's JV to your varsity
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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