i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
