It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
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