are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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