Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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