She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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