I need help removing her.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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