went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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