Dual....:-)
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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