We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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