so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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