Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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