Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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