I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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