so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Randomize
