quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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