Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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