is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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