Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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