How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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