This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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